We've finally done it. We've finally found another man of Alan's ginormouse stature who is willing to clamber into a cramped racing cockpit for the cameras.
This latest 'tall man friendly test' was performed at E3 on the Ubisoft stand displaying The Crew in its showpiece triple screen setup and motion rig.
Our mysterious tall bloke appears to be something of a celebrity judging from the journos who flocked to snap his photo…
Who is this man of mystery? Answers on a postcard. Or preferably in our comments below.